hello person I’ve probably never met before! I’m Dez I’m a TVF major {television film &media}. I like television, films, &media. (makes sense, doesn’t it?) I’m awkward when I try to be funny… which is often. I’m awkward very often. i just wish i could say I’m funny as often. but alas welcome! So nice of you to visit! Tumblr (3.0; @thedezdispenser)http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e1ef4325964d789a856f0cb6aa1cb5f/tumblr_mmyvu4TX6f1rzx8l5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://scruffscruffandbeards.tumblr.com/post/51133313641/fuckyeahroopanes-roo-panes-by-agatha-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">scruffscruffandbeards</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahroopanes.tumblr.com/post/50845610772/roo-panes-by-agatha-a" target="_blank">fuckyeahroopanes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/agatha_a/8735649587/in/photostream" target="_blank">ROO PANES</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/agatha_a/" target="_blank">Agatha A</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Hellooooooo</p></blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51311981899http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51311981899Sat, 25 May 2013 09:47:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4dceb6c30c45e10c5829df95f22a8066/tumblr_mn9ot3KnKE1rflkf7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52810d7d3a4a73799e619e251e14257d/tumblr_mn9ot3KnKE1rflkf7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e4903e329842c0e3ceed8728360f4b1/tumblr_mn9ot3KnKE1rflkf7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95658139eb29d45fca372456c689cddc/tumblr_mn9ot3KnKE1rflkf7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bf1f46858609d657ec9ebeb51bc0649/tumblr_mn9ot3KnKE1rflkf7o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29d8d4021799f040fe03f1517511806b/tumblr_mn9ot3KnKE1rflkf7o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeedfood.tumblr.com/post/51229888990/what-youd-like-a-million-of-them-you-say-right" target="_blank">buzzfeedfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What? You’d like a million of them, you say? <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/how-to-make-strawberry-margarita-jello-shots" target="_blank">Right this way for the full instructions</a>. </p> </blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51311177131http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51311177131Sat, 25 May 2013 09:35:29 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/964e38c92ca0ba9030db15d1aab8b0bc/tumblr_mncfbsxCRs1qzamioo1_500.png"/><br/> Daenerys Targaryen 90s Era by Moshi Studio / posted by ianbrooks.me<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb6d208d01cabd02f22de8abe03b2dfe/tumblr_mncfbsxCRs1qzamioo2_500.png"/><br/> Jaime Lannister 90s Era by Moshi Studio / posted by ianbrooks.me<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4bb5917648108882572fcfefcfbe8f5/tumblr_mncfbsxCRs1qzamioo3_500.png"/><br/> Jon Snow 90s Era by Moshi Studio / posted by ianbrooks.me<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/912b8c474aca05e3f6069998828f1a8a/tumblr_mncfbsxCRs1qzamioo4_500.png"/><br/> Joffrey Baratheon 90s Era by Moshi Studio / posted by ianbrooks.me<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianbrooks.me/post/51303124193/game-of-thrones-90s-era-by-moshi-studio" target="_blank">ianbrooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Game of Thrones 90s Era</strong></em> by Moshi Studio</p> <p>Sometimes I like to think of the 80’s and 90’s as this whimsical fantasy land, filled with giant CD Players, wallet chains, and AOL. Which is to say, a world much like our own, but puffier and more neon. Moshi’s series changes the timeline for Game of Thrones, setting somewhere in the grunge era of Westoros. Prints can be purchased over at <a href="http://society6.com/Moshikun" target="_blank">Society6</a>.</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Artist: <a href="http://moshi-kun.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> / <a href="http://www.moshistudio.com/" target="_blank">Website</a>  <span>(via: </span><a href="http://kotaku.com/game-of-thrones-characters-are-bad-90s-stereotypes-509637613" target="_blank">Kotaku</a><span>)</span></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51306030485http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51306030485Sat, 25 May 2013 08:18:05 -0700wicked<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A5lCJIgiqGmkc7uP6YJ0COc&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51305879495http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51305879495Sat, 25 May 2013 08:15:43 -0700musicspotify<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c644a2fb86a620034f795e9a33fe96ee/tumblr_mnbg4hsxKT1qhub34o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9065c7b96142cbc68a7628c7c46c6568/tumblr_mnbg4hsxKT1qhub34o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdb8575c5d28cdb0e54a63160d4e01ba/tumblr_mnbg4hsxKT1qhub34o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36f5c2c1e31edd9d36bb332b1d65002e/tumblr_mnbg4hsxKT1qhub34o1_r3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6afd556700669518dbe3abe9b0c05f35/tumblr_mnbg4hsxKT1qhub34o7_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15262784b4eb4956c7152efdb428f138/tumblr_mnbg4hsxKT1qhub34o6_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://cockenblog.tumblr.com/post/51281211818/latenightjimmy-game-of-desks-opening" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cockenblog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://latenightjimmy.tumblr.com/post/51281015707/game-of-desks-opening-titles" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">latenightjimmy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Game of Desks Opening Titles</strong></p></blockquote> Our gfx team absolutely killed it.</blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51303102967http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51303102967Sat, 25 May 2013 07:29:41 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cybergay.tumblr.com/post/25635591906" target="_blank">cybergay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my rooms a wreck but then again so is my life</p> </blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51287812923http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51287812923Sat, 25 May 2013 00:31:46 -0700basically<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5acc19960b823c04abb53441bc4cc6c/tumblr_mn8knw3IsJ1s2qnmyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51285431630http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51285431630Fri, 24 May 2013 23:26:20 -0700YouI miss youI miss you so much tonightIt hurts<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f61ae8fed127b0d144d044371861ca8a/tumblr_mnbnqmdbb01qzr38no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mattsbrickgallery.tumblr.com/post/51255055333/web-crouch-alt-by-mmccooey" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattsbrickgallery</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>WEB CROUCH ALT (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/82525087@N04/7827659446/in/set-72157631168416966" target="_blank">mmccooey</a>)</p></blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51255713580http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51255713580Fri, 24 May 2013 15:39:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0339a7fb5bcea4bdafa1d36c2c08fbd3/tumblr_mlyeolLccw1rp68cjo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0af1f1b7c88f23e01f736420dcde9f2/tumblr_mlyeolLccw1rp68cjo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Two-time Oscar-winning shrug</small></p> </blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51255688448http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51255688448Fri, 24 May 2013 15:39:33 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorwhooters.tumblr.com/post/50471592174/rampaigehalseyface-seababe-you-really-only" target="_blank">doctorwhooters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rampaigehalseyface.tumblr.com/post/47987508581/seababe-you-really-only-understand-how-drunk" target="_blank">rampaigehalseyface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seababe.tumblr.com/post/46658507780/you-really-only-understand-how-drunk-you-are-when" target="_blank">seababe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f9101dd3cce0ca4c6a1379fd5e5219a1/tumblr_inline_ml9lc8VGC61qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>the accuracy of this post</p> </blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51239412774http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51239412774Fri, 24 May 2013 11:41:06 -0700me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad<br /> me: okay let's do ithttp://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216485569http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216485569Fri, 24 May 2013 03:18:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/878441cc6dcf9cce8f42fc7bbaf1d212/tumblr_mh95opR0H51qazx4ao1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0bf6cc112d9445f5474967d623fbe3a/tumblr_mh95opR0H51qazx4ao2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://0neirology.tumblr.com/post/51206527760" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">0neirology</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://oldirtyhank.tumblr.com/post/51178649462/you-know-who-you-are" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">oldirtyhank</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You know who you are. </p></blockquote> <p>This part makes me cry every time</p></blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216461512http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216461512Fri, 24 May 2013 03:17:46 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6b5ec364352b98e4e48b6745e061353/tumblr_mn2u20CcIS1qag1wuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216340110http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216340110Fri, 24 May 2013 03:13:19 -0700GoTthis is GoT right?basically pornyep<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/539b5d1d7a10d087ca45b378d7204343/tumblr_mn6x5uttbq1qfque2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://yelyahwilliams.tumblr.com/post/51207719987" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">yelyahwilliams</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ultra cool</p></blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216323778http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216323778Fri, 24 May 2013 03:12:42 -0700<blockquote> <p>my mind is telling me no</p> <p>and my budget</p> <p>my budget is also telling me no</p> </blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216225237http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216225237Fri, 24 May 2013 03:09:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b6c50371c03bd8f8f448f5447178b5c/tumblr_mltjte9fxQ1qhfrpwo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216216536http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216216536Fri, 24 May 2013 03:08:41 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef7a6ae5c65baaee9062277e1a34ccdb/tumblr_mn9wh0Ouu41qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216167509http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216167509Fri, 24 May 2013 03:06:55 -0700bitch<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblrisweird.tumblr.com/post/33779469382/for-a-childrens-show-adventure-time-is-full-of-adult" target="_blank">tumblrisweird</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Being unable to care for your child</p> <p><img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1q1oDNuk1qi4uan.gif" width="200"/></p> <p>Being overpowered by your child</p> <p><img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1qcdldsY1qi4uan.png" width="200"/></p> <p>Being manipulated into an abusive relationship</p> <p><img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1rgdcTDK1qi4uan.gif" width="200"/></p> <p>Being attacked by your spouse</p> <p><img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1s21M9p91qi4uan.png" width="200"/></p> <p>Depression and attempted suicide</p> <p><img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1r5965eW1qi4uan.gif" width="200"/></p> <p>Threat of miscarriage</p> <p><img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1qfeQwAX1qi4uan.png" width="200"/></p> <p>Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s</p> <p><img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1qpfX3Jk1qi4uan.jpg" width="200"/></p> <p>Not to mention a goddamned <strong>nuclear apocalypse</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1rhgG9fo1qi4uan.png" width="200"/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216136843http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216136843Fri, 24 May 2013 03:05:45 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a40a6680ca53e3e1412f805ffc3ebd8c/tumblr_mn9kkfgohe1qe1i57o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/501f3ef2c24d5b0ad5cace985745a98d/tumblr_mn9kkfgohe1qe1i57o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessaryastark.tumblr.com/post/51161695707/game-of-thrones-02x05-03x08-requested" target="_blank">princessaryastark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><small>Game of Thrones</small></strong> <small>|| 02x05 || 03x08 <em>requested by <a href="http://levioosing.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">levioosing</a></em></small></p> </blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216051046http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51216051046Fri, 24 May 2013 03:02:22 -0700yep<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nyozeka.tumblr.com/post/50928112931" target="_blank">nyozeka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hope my first child is a dragon</p> </blockquote>http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51204109277http://thedezdispenser.tumblr.com/post/51204109277Thu, 23 May 2013 21:23:48 -0700same