I think my bestie may have found a possible tattoo design? :O (for when she’s 27 &1/2) ;) NEVERMIND! I was just kidding. She can’t have one that big. :(
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
It's one of those days
where I just want to reblog almost everything I see posted. I love the tumblrs I’m following. *Edit:… tumblrs I’m following? o.O Is there a better word? Like perhaps.. blog? :P
Death By Chocolate - Sia “Tears on your...
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Don't Touch My Junk T.S.A. →
For Chelley. I wish this would have come out sooner. This is hilarious. xD
A Conversation Between My Grandmother And A...
(A man, on his way out of the restaurant, approached our table and proceeded to flirt with my Grandmother.)
*Stranger approaches and interrupts our conversation*
Stranger: Did you eat your vegetables?
My Grandmother: Yes.
Stranger: Did you have dessert?
My Grandmother: Yes.
Stranger: That's good! I'm very proud of you. Where should I put the gold stars?
My Grandmother: Wherever you want!
Stranger: Oh boy!
*Stranger smiles and walks away*
My Mother and I: AHAHAHAHAHA "Wherever you want!" AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Stranger walks back and smiles*
Stranger: Isn't it normal for pretty girls to get attention?
My Mother and I: (Still laughing) YES!
*Stranger walks away*
Happy Birthday, Grandma. : )
To a Lady that still has it. ;)
I CAN'T WAIT. →
I can’t wait. I can’t wait. I can’t wait. I can’t wait. I can’t wait. I can’t wait. WOLF MOON. THE BIGGEST FULL MOON OF THE YEAR! >:D And in CANCER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …I’m a little too excited for something so far away. :P But THAT will be a night to remember, my friends. I must make plans! ;) But it’s a Wednesday. :/
Just because someone doesn’t see your value,...
We all need to remember this. Always know this.
“¿A quién van a engañar ahora tus brazos? ¿A quién van a mentirle ahora tus labios? ¿A quién vas a decirle ahora “te amo”? Y luego en el silencio le darás tu cuerpo Detendrás el tiempo sobre la almohada Pasarán mil horas en tu mirada Sólo existirá la vida amándote… ¿Ahora quién?” I <3 Marc.
Is it more rational to believe that a supernatural creator probably does not exist than to believe that one does? Is the God Hypothesis the best explanation? -(A hypothesis involving a designer, that is, a complex being to account for the complexity that we see.)
filmmakers are sexy
dancewithmelaughwithme: end of story